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S. Srinivas

12 February, 2014

Issue No. 149 I January 2014

                                                            
EDITORIAL

We mark 26th January as a milestone in our 64-year history as a Republic, as the world's largest democratic experiment. The Constitution is a fine document but our leaders pay scant respect to this remarkable document. Presidents' speeches on the occasion seem like a cut and paste job of past speeches - remarkably cliché ridden, tired rhetoric and redolent of a time gone by. The ceremonial Presidency itself has outlived its purpose if at all it had one! The President taking the salute is usually elderly and occasionally infirm,  a far cry from Heads of State of other countries, who are very fit and take pride in sporting accomplishments, amongst others. The Republic Day march-past itself, with its tanks and missiles, is reminiscent of Soviet style hubris. You could rewind the march-past of 30 years ago and would not be able to spot the difference except for the extra security personnel and the more sophisticated arsenal. Where is that inspiring leadership who are supposed to galvanise the youth, who now constitute more than 50% of the population? This country needs a makeover and it should come from the top. At last, out of the woodwork has come a leader who is in sync with the people. How far Kejriwal and AAP ascend the political hierarchy which has been hitherto firmly in the grip of the mafia of traditional political parties, only time will tell.

Repairs to the C Block Annexe and Canteen has enabled the Society to earn much higher amounts from let out spaces by giving them to the highest bidders. The C Block Annexe ( Rear portion) has been given on Leave and Licence basis to Radhika Samson of A-201 for Rs. 16,111for running a dance academy. The front portion Annexe has been given to Ramanan of C-005 for Rs. 31,000 for running a music academy,  the Canteen and C Block Annexe II to Anuradha Madhusudanan of F-001 for Rs. 8,000 and Rs. 5,000 respectively. Over and above that the occupants will have to pay for electricity charges as per meter reading. As against the above maintenance amounts, the erstwhile Dance Academy was paying a maintenance amount of only Rs. 3,000 which included areas covered by C-Block Annexe (both front and rear) and what is now occupied by Anita Suresan. A net gain of Rs.49,611 per month plus electricity charges. For the canteen which was being run by Kashu, we were getting only Rs.1940. The good point is that the bidders didn't blanch at the stringent clauses included in the agreement.

The dance and music academy has been named Sadhana and was inaugurated on 12th January, 2014. It would be a good nursery for those inclined towards dance, music and other art forms to enhance their repertoire and become cultural mavens. Besides, we will have a steady stream of accomplished performers for our various cultural activities including Annual Day. The big bonus is that it would serve to wean away the children from the deleterious effects of watching TV.

The Canteen, as it appears now, is streets ahead of what it was when it was run by Kashu, particularly from the hygiene point of view. Anuradha, who is running the canteen now, is a votary of organic cuisine, driven by a desire to inculcate healthy eating habits. I have been given to understand that in view of the demand for the traditional idli and vada that Kashu was serving, she would also offer them, albeit with non-organic inputs.

The heritage walk to Humayun's Tomb scheduled for 19th January had to be cancelled at the last minute as Dr. Ramji Narayanan who was going to be our historian took ill. The inconvenience caused to all those who were raring to go for the walk is regretted. However, do not fret. The walk is now planned on 9th February, 2014. Fortunately, the weather is also going to be a lot more salubrious than the foggy and bitterly cold weather that we would have encountered had we gone ahead with the walk as per the earlier schedule.

It has been observed a number of times that residents are parking their scooters and motorcycles between the blocks or on the road. We have a designated parking area for all bi-wheelers in the H Block basement. Residents are requested to adhere to the parking discipline and park in the basement.


OBITUARY

On 12th January, 2014, Yamuna lost perhaps its oldest resident and I, my father. My father,  C.V. Narayanan, resident of B-002, was generous to a fault, totally selfless, a friend, guide and mentor to all. In him, my family has lost a torch bearer and a pillar of strength. He came to Delhi in 1940 and helped several people who moved to Delhi, find their bearings and establish themselves. He worked in the Transport Ministry in the War Department before Independence with the British, who lavished praise on him for his work ethic and capabilities. The Ring Road, familiar to all of us in Delhi, was his brainchild, while he was in the Ministry of Transport. He was also instrumental in planning National Highways. He retired as Joint Secretary from the Ministry of Defence, Government of India.
My mother Vijayalakshmy, sister Latha, brother Sukumar, my wife Poornima and myself were greatly moved by the love and affection showered on him during his days in Yamuna. We are indeed grateful to all those who came to convey their condolence and partook in the feast on the 13th day.

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The cup of woes didn't end there. On the heels of my father's demise, S. Gopal of C-202 lost his mother, Mrs. Shyamala Shankaran on 14th January, 2014. A very pious lady, she could be seen every day, walking on the perimeter road of the colony, picking flowers for puja. She was a frequent visitor to the temple. Loss of such a soul leaves us bereft of sage counselling. We convey our heartfelt condolences to Gopal's family.


SNIPPETS

Medha Narayanan of D-204 got married to Mayank in the Yamuna lawns in an elegant ceremony on 5th January, 2014. Padmini and Ramji Narayanan were gracious hosts.
We wish Medha and Mayank sunshine throughout their lives.

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Breaking the unrelenting trend of female offspring in Yamuna, Kirti of G-103 delivered a baby boy on 22nd January, 2014 and aptly named him Krishna. Supposed to be born in February, Krishna could not wait to explore the world and arrived a fortnight in advance. He will have a field day playing with the countless gopis in Yamuna. Grandparents Savita and Aseem have their task cut out, changing nappies, wiping the drool and generally playing the role of nanny.


Letters to the Editor

I wish to bring to the notice of the Society office that some residents seem to be in the habit of tossing cigarette butts around, including into the shaft, as well as flushing them into the toilet. Even more seriously, in a recent incident, the toilet drain pipe running along the inside shaft wall was found to be blocked because of what appeared to be a "pochha cloth". This had caused the drain pipe to clog/ choke up, creating back pressure resulting in leakage of the drain pipes as well as seepage into residents' flats. 
This kind of carelessness causes a lot of nuisance to the residents living below - leakage of the pipes, seepage of toilet wastes into the flats, damaging the masonry and plaster, physical inconvenience, smell etc. Carelessly thrown cigarette butts may also lead to a fire hazard.  
I would strongly urge the Society to come out with a notice/ circular requesting all residents to be mindful of the way they dispose of things, NOT flush the wrong objects down the toilet, and not throw things into the shaft or out of the balcony.
I hope the Society will take this matter seriously and keep up the high standards of community living that Yamuna Apts has always been proud of.
Thanks and best regards, 

Sudhir
G-001 Yamuna Apts.

Sadhana School of Music Dance and Arts

The erstwhile Alaknanda Music Academy downed its shutters in 2012 and in its place was born  Sadhana-School of Music Dance and Arts run by our in-house musician/dancer (Ramanan Venkatraman, C-005 and Radhika Samson, A-201). The School had a grand opening on 12th January with performances by the music and dance teachers. The event saw a massive turnout by residents as well as others who were invited from the neighbouring colonies, some in the audience not finding spaces to stand. The chief guest for the evening was Pandit Barun Kumar Pal who is a well known Hansveena exponent and one of Late Pandit Ravi Shankar’s seniormost disciples. The event started with an Odissi recital by two of Radhika’s youngest students, followed by an Odissi performance by Radhika herself. The dance was followed by a Hindustani classical concert by a trio of young musicians - Debojyoti Mukherjee (sitar) and Shubro Paul (flute), who were accompanied on the tabla by our very own Pranav Ramji. This was followed by a phenomenal solo performance by Ramanan Venkatraman on guitars accompanied by his battery of gadgets and gizmos to assist him in bringing out brilliant tunes of his own compositions.

The function ended with snacks and beverages for the guests. The music school is open for
admissions with a variety of art forms on offer. Please feel free to visit the place and explore your
creative side.
Radhika Samson (A-201)


The 1970s Reloaded…
1. At the age of 12-17 years, you were very proud of your first "Bell bottom" or your first "Maxi” or your first "Apache" jeans. 
2. Phantom and Mandrake were your only true heroes. The brainy ones read "Competition Success Review"!  
3. Your "Camlin" geometry box & Natraj / Flora pencil were your prized possession. 
4. The only "Holidays" you took were to go to your grandparents' or your cousins' houses. 
5. Ice-cream meant only either an orange stick (costing about 4 annas), a vanilla stick  or a Choco Bar if you were better off than most. 
6. You gave your neighbour’s phone number to others with a ‘c/o’ written against it because you had booked yours only 7 years ago and were still waiting for your number to come!! 
7. Your first family car (and the only one) was a Fiat or an Ambassador. This often had to be pushed by the entire family to get going. 
8. The glass windows in the back seats used to get stuck at the two-thirds down level and used to irk you greatly! The window went down only if your puny arm could manage the tacky rotary handle to pull it down. Locking the door was easy. You just whacked the other tacky, non-rotary handle downwards! 
9. Your mom had stitched the lace curtains for all the windows of the car. They were tied in the middle and if your dad was the comfort-oriented kind, you had a magnificent small fan upfront 
10. Your parents were proud owners of HMT watches. You "earned" yours after HS/SSC exams.
 11. You have been to "Jumbo Circus"; have held your breath while the pretty young thing in the glittery mini skirt did acrobatics, quite enjoyed the elephants hitting football, the motorcyclist vrooming in the "Maut ka Gola" and it was politically okay to laugh your guts out at dwarfs hitting each other's bottoms! 
12. You at least once heard "Hawa Mahal" on the radio and would invariably check your watches/clocks for their accuracy at 9 PM when it started. 
13. If you had a TV, it was normal to expect the neighborhood to gather around to watch Chitrahaar or the Sunday movie. If you didn't have a TV, you just went to a house that did. It mattered little if you knew the owners or not. 
14. Sometimes the owners of these TVs got very creative and got a bi- or even a tri-coloured anti-glare screen which they attached with two side clips onto their Weston TVs. That confused the hell out of you! 
15. Black and white TVs weren't so bad after all because cricket was played in whites! 
16. You thought your Dad rocked because you got your own colour TV when the Asian Games started. Everyone else got the same idea as well and ever since, no one came over to your house and you didn't go to anyone else's. 
17. You dreaded the death of any political leader because of the mourning they would announce on the TV. After all how much "Shastriya Sangeet" can a kid take? Salma Sultan also didn't smile during the mourning. After Salma, came Meenu (the English news reader) in the 80s. 
19. The only "gadgets" in the house were the TV, the fridge and possibly a mixer. 
20. All the gadgets had to be duly covered with a crochet cover and sometimes even with ingenious, custom-fit plastic/cloth covers. 
21. Movies meant Rajesh Khanna or Amitabh Bachchan. Before the start of the movie you always had to watch the obligatory "Newsreel". 
22. You thought you were so rocking because you knew almost all the songs of Abba and Boney M. 
23. Your hormones went crazy when you heard "Disco Deewane" by Naziya Hassan & Zoheb Hassan.  
25. Photography was a big thing. You were lucky if your family owned a camera. A reel of 36 exposures was valuable, hence it justified the half hour preparation and "setting" and the "posing" for each picture. Therefore, you have at least one family picture where everyone is holding their breath and standing at attention 
26. During Diwali celebration it was family clothes tailored from our favorite tailor down the road. 
27. We walked to school or took a bus... the ones who got dropped by car were always RICH ones. 
28. Our outdoor games were gully danda, marbles, stick in the mud, langdi taang, chupan chupai. 
29. Going out to eat in a restaurant was an occasion may be once or twice in a year. 
30. Mostly we managed with one pair of shoes for the whole year at school, our elder brother/sisters clothes, books were passed to us for school... 
31. "Duckback" raincoats were premium what we could get starting the school in rainy season every year... 
32. Sparrows often made their nests in our homes. Bumble bees and wasps were a common sight. We could even see butterflies flying around and garden lizards moving around stealthily.


CALENDAR OF EVENTS - FEBRUARY 2014

DATE

EVENT
TIME
VENUE
2.2.2014
ON THE SPOT PAINTING COMPETITION
9.30 AM
BADMINTON COURT
9.2.2014 
HERITAGE WALK TO HUMAYUN'S TOMB WITH DR. RAMJI NARAYANAN
10.00 AM 
MEET AT A BLOCK GATE

08 January, 2014

Issue No. 148 I December 2013

EDITORIAL

I have not come across a more benign December in several years. Temperatures have been well above normal except the days after Christmas leading to the New Year. Barring a few foggy or overcast days, the sun has shown as brightly as possible through the thick shroud of smog. Despite the lack of severity on the cold front, senior citizens have a tough time combating the vagaries of the weather. That along with the illnesses and ailments the cold weather and pollution brings at this time of the year, make many think of migrating to warmer climes in the South. Adequate protection and suitable diet are ways of staying healthy during the winter months. For younger people, winter is the time to spend more time outdoors basking in the sun or going on picnics, shopping or sundry outings. Winter is also the time when there is plenty happening on the cultural front, weddings and parties notwithstanding.

One of the ways to stay in good shape is to get a good oil massage. Oil as a hair and body care product is probably applied nowhere else in the world to such an extent as in India. Mothers slathering the viscous mass on the children to keep their skin and hair healthy has been in practice since eons. The plethora of hair and body care products available from all corners of the world cannot hold a candle to the good old oil. The benefits of this oleaginous massage cannot be overstated and there is no better time than winter to soak in its benefits.
There is a swathe of saffron in the four states that went for elections in December. It really augurs well for BJP at the forthcoming national elections. We hope Modi can change the fortunes of the country which have plummeted to ever lower depths. A lacklustre second term of UPA was just the tonic that BJP needed to turn on the screws. The emergence of AAP as a game changer could probably provide a new twist to the polarised polity between secular and non secular parties. Their platform of corruption free India has found resonance with the youth which now constitutes a large percentage of voters. Interesting times are ahead.

Malls were decorated in colours of red, green and white heralding the arrival of Christmas. There were more gawkers and onlookers than real shoppers in the crowded malls. Yuletide excitement has pervaded the Indian milieu like never before.

The Christmas carnival at Yamuna was the time to feast on plum cakes, cinnamon rolls,  baked potatoes and cream, carrot cake and imbibe a brew of indeterminate origin. The stage was bedecked with trinkets, baubles, pine cones, and a Christmas tree and festooned with a holly wreath, berries and mistletoe. Despite some notable absentees like Sundaresans and Savarkars, this year's Carnival drew a fairly large  hedonistic crowd, eager to let their hair down and soak in the Carnival atmosphere. The setting for the Nativity scene made by Alka and Vidya Venkat looked authentic with Baby Jesus lying in the barn with Mary and Joseph looking over. The Christmas carols were sung by Aparna Krishnan, Aparna Varma, Shreeya, Shreeja, Kiana and Radhika. Aparna Krishnan trained the children on a regular basis for them to pass the audition. They were ably assisted in the Nativity scene by Shashvath, Dhruv, Vanshika, Samarth, Anjali, Anushka, Bhavana, Devyani, Navya and Sahana Iyer. Shreeja as the prancing reindeer made a grand entrance. The entire ensemble looked very attractive. Vedika as the quintessential Santa Claus  distributed goodies.

Radhika Samson on the Sitar, Pranav on the Tabla, Ramanan on the Lead Guitar and Rangu on Bass came up with a sublime performance of fusion music, sound glitches notwithstanding. The winter catwalk had many enthusiastic participants amongst the children but the older children and adults needed a lot of cajoling to flaunt their clothes, amongst other things. I must confess that the style quotient amongst Yamuna residents has gone up a notch after we introduced the ramp walk. For example the boots worn by Shreeya and Medha and head gear of several contestants had the quality and style of bespoke design houses.

Attractive prizes for the winners of the catwalk were donated by Mr. P. H. Narayanan and Dr. Abhilash Pillai (the perennial donors). The winners were:-


WINTER CATWALK PRIZE WINNERS

PRIZE
NAME
ADDRESS

SMALL CHILDREN

FIRST
ADWITA NAIR
B-107
SECOND
SAHANA IYER
C-003

OLDER CHILDREN

FIRST
VEDIKA ARORA

SECOND
SHREEYA SRIKANT
A-106

LADIES

FIRST
REKHA RAGHAVENDRA
A-001
SECOND
SUDHA EASWARAN
H-202

GENTS

FIRST
P.K.K. NAIR
H-308
SECOND
DEEPAK VARMA
H-208

There was plenty on offer on the food and drinks front and as the crowd swarmed the food counters the offerings flew off the griddle as if everybody  had starved for the occasion.

As usual the dancers were in high spirits and showed their moves on the dance floor. Anu, Meera, Sudha, Rekha amongst the women, Deepak, Abhilash, Sreekumar Madhu amongst the men, Medha, Soumya, Nandita, Manisha amongst the senior girls and Kiana, Shreeja, Shreeya Aparna amongst the junior girls showed off dance moves that could make Bollywood stars proud.

The bonfire thankfully lasted the through the evening and kept everybody warm on what was otherwise a very cold night.

After making no headway with the traffic police to give them permission to bring the trunk line from Tughlakabad to Alaknanda, IGL finally decided to use the trunk line from Chittaranjan Park to feed Alaknanda. Our pipeline will therefore come through Ganga Apartments. As per the information I got from IGL, work in our colony will start in two months time.

The cold and damp New Year's eve did not dampen the spirits of the usual culprits who show up at the midnight cake cutting ritual to usher in the New Year. There was much back slapping and hugging in the fervent hope that 2014 will bring in a lot of cheer. We wish the rest of the Yamuna residents who were not present at the zero hour a very rewarding New Year.


SNIPPETS

Another flat in Yamuna went under the hammer. A-010 has been sold by Mrs. Saroja Seetharaman.
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Mandakini Malla has moved into A-302 from Narmada apartments. She is working as Associate Vice President programming for NDTV Good Times. The programme is aired every Saturday at 8 pm. She is very fond of travelling which gels very well with her role in the travel channel. The decor in her house is very pleasing. She has a pet cat called Kiko. We welcome Mandakini into the Yamuna family. She can be reached on 09560061530.

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Tejaswini and Kapil Raina have moved to Noida from H-002 . Tejaswini had endeared herself to all the children, as she has tutored them at different times during her stay in the colony. She was  omnipresent between G&H and has been a very popular resident. She and Kapil (who maintained a low profile), will be missed by the residents.


MIRTH CORNER

The Income Tax Department (ITD) decides to audit Grandpa, summons him to their office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with a lawyer. 

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the ITD finds that believable.' 'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' 

Grandpa says,  “I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”  The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. 

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's lawyer as a witness. He starts to get nervous. 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks  “I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.” 

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. 

But Grandpa's own lawyer moans and puts his head in his hands. 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.  'Not really,' says the lawyer. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me 25,000 dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!


Television (Roald Dahl)
Television rots the sense in the head !
It kills imagination dead !
It clogs and clutters up the mind !
It makes a child so dull and blind !
They can no longer understand
A fantasy, a fairyland !
Their brains becomes as soft as cheese !
Their powers of thinking rust and freeze !
They cannot think - They only see !

And in its place you can install,
A lovely bookshelf on the wall,
Then fill the shelves with lots of books,
Ignoring all the dirty looks,
The screams and yells, the bites and kicks,
And children hitting you with sticks -

Then, in a about a week or two,
Of having nothing else to do,
They will now begin to feel the need,
Of having something to read.

And once they start - Oh boy, Oh boy !
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills the hearts. They will grow so keen
They will wonder what they had ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen !
And later, each and every kid
Will love you more for what you did !

(Contributed by: Srikanth - G-305)


CALENDAR OF EVENTS FOR JANUARY 2014
DATE

EVENT
TIME
VENUE
13.1.2014
LOHRI BONFIRE
9.00 PM
BADMINTON COURT
19.1.2014 
HERITAGE WALK TO HUMAYUN'S TOMB WITH DR. RAMJI NARAYANAN
10.30 AM 
MEET AT A BLOCK GATE